I'm not a doctor
And neither are you
Guaranteed failure or your money back
"My parents think I'm a failure. I spend their money here to make sure I meet expectations." - Josh
"I got kicked out of the funeral. Everyone seems to forget the 'fun' part." - Jack B.
"They literally ruined my life and I paid them for it." - Courtney W.
"He bombed my house. I only wanted to bomb a test." - Abagail I. C. U. P.
"I'm completely unhirable. Nobody wants me. Thanks, Dr. Nate!" - John Doe
A small sample of our hand-picked roadmap to despair
- How to panic in the most destructive way possible
- Mastery of saying the wrong thing at the worst time
- How to make absolutely sure everyone hates you
- Become a racist in 7.5 easy steps
- How to make your lies more blatant
- How to start an actual cult
- How to fail every job interview
- Financial ruin in 10 easy steps
- How to get on a government watchlist
- Becoming a professional procrastinator
Meet my educators
Dr. Nate
Not a doctor
Coach Smith
On thin fucking ice
Elon Musk
Just as good as any racist
Mrs. Snuggles
Nobody knows her real name
Bruce Nolan
Pathological liar